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We create daily videos of building the bland, follow us on tiktok to see what we get upto, and behind the scenes!

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What does our bland do?

We make really good T-shirts and give them really bad names.

We make 200gsm cotton tee's. bland logos. No cringe. Just dumb names and dangerously comfortable.

Yes our model is a mannequin… Weird we know…

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Yes! They're Actually Nice Tee's

Soft. Doesn’t fall apart after one wash.

200gsm cotton, cool colours, and zero compromises. These aren’t the paper-thin tees your ex left behind.

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Meet The Colours; And The Tagline's!

backseat BLACK

Designed for decisions made after midnight.

great WHITE (AND) sharp

The ultimate fashion predator.

private parts PINK

Discreetly loud. Boldly inappropriate.

gang GREEN

Not contagious. Surprisingly wearable.

Light BLUE

Don't be blue, be Light Blue.

RED flag

At least we’re honest about it.

DEEP Purple

For when you want to feel something.

Orangutan Orange

For people who enter rooms and immediately raise the volume.

You're in Yellow

Stay hydrated.

Pavement Grey

Our holes are intentional.

This is what people are saying about us;

  • “Didn’t expect it to be this thick - that’s what she said.” ★★★★★

  • “Bought one for the joke. Wore it for the comfort.” ★★★★★

  • “Girlfriend stole it. Guess I’m buying another one.” ★★★★★

  • “Comfort level: fell asleep standing up.” ★★★★★

  • “Wore it once. Now my other shirts are jealous.” ★★★★★

  • “Didn’t expect it to feel this good. Now I owe it child support.” ★★★★★
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Our Story

We started this because plain T-shirts were too serious.
We wanted heavy cotton, dumb names, and affordable prices.
Now here you are, reading this instead of buying one. Weird.

Buy 1? or 5?